爆笑笑话-最强中国式英语,笑翻YOU!小笑话

作者:绕梁三日来源:中华励志网 2010-08-16

1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你

4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

brothers ! together up !

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝

6 . you me you me

彼此彼此

7 . You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

8 . know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之,不知为不知 …

9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹

10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11 . American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13 . heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14 . go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

15 .小明: I am sorry!

老外: I am sorry too!

小明: I am sorry three!

老外: What are you sorry for?

小明: I am sorry five!

16 . If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条

17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年 25 。

18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。

19 . as far as you go to die

有多远,死多远!! ! !

20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

No three no four (不三不四)

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经典的一句:

I’ll give you some color to see see(我要给你点颜色看看)

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