墨菲定律爱情法则的格言五

墨菲定律爱情法则的格言五

注：墨菲定律（英文名：Murphy's Law），亦称莫非定律、莫非定理、或摩菲定理，是西方世界常用的俚语。墨菲定律主要内容是：事情如果有变坏的可能，不管这种可能性有多小，它总会发生。最简单的表达形式是“有可能出错的事情，就会出错（Anything that can go wrong will go wrong）。【墨菲定律详解】

□ You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done

■ 你不是花钱买乐子，你只是在完事后付钱让他/她离开。

□ Beaches law:

□ If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it

■ 沙滩法则：如果你认为一个女孩漂亮的话，她的男朋友总会在那儿证实你的观点。

□ Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it

■ 婚姻关系就像一只狗和一根骨头，他/她可能碰都不碰那骨头，只是不允许其他狗靠近。

□ The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine

■ 爱和感冒的区别在于感冒是有药可治的。

□ Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified

■ 被告知某人不愿和你约会是因为你是个难得的好朋友，就像被告知你得不到这份工作是因为你资历太高了一样。

□ You don't fall in love, you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall

■ 你不是坠入爱河，你是掉在坑里。坑的深度和你对掉进去的健忘程度成正比。