注：墨菲定律（英文名：Murphy's Law），亦称莫非定律、莫非定理、或摩菲定理，是西方世界常用的俚语。墨菲定律主要内容是：事情如果有变坏的可能，不管这种可能性有多小，它总会发生。最简单的表达形式是“有可能出错的事情，就会出错（Anything that can go wrong will go wrong）。【墨菲定律详解】
□ Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention
■ 没有得妄想症的人普遍注意力不集中。
□ Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later
■ 每次剪了指甲后没多久，就有用得着它们的地方。
□ Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself
■ 对一个不需要自己来做的人来说，没有什么是不可能的。
□ Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place
■ 概率，也只有概率，是用来解释为什么不大可能发生的灾难发生了。
□ Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four
■ 错错不会得对。一般要错上个三四次才行。
□ If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you
■ 如果真相对你有利，没人会信你。
□ The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits
■ 天才和愚蠢的区别是天才有它的局限性。
□ Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes
■ 不做决定的人是不会犯错的。
□ Murphy's Metalaw
□ Knowing Murphy's Law will never help
■ 墨菲星际法则：知道墨菲定律（法则）不会带来任何帮助。
□ Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
■ 那些谁碰上都倒霉的事儿老是在你身上应验。
□ The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
■ 排在你前面的人总是有最复杂的手续要办。
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